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blossomthecellist:

Soul of Wyrm. Soul of Root. Heart of Void.

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brother-genitivi:

octodaddi:

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meltycure:

meltycure:

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

everyone say thanks emily!!!

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THANK YOU EMILY!

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necrotranscjk:

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An important tweet

This is such a “common sense” way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

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livingjoke:

amalgamationss:

i was yelled at today about this but

how do you pronounce “OP” (as in Original Poster)?

opp (correct way)

O-P (what the hell)

other (please say in tags)

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example phrase: “OP delete this post”

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carlyraejepsans:

name the fallen child

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manofthepipis:

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guess who’s specil day!!! !!

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it’s him!!!!

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zoidbrg:

zoidbrg:

Vlc media player wrapped

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guy who uses the “friend nickname” feature on discord except instead of giving them descriptive names or funny nicknames just labels them with numbers in order of favorite to least favorite friend

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chaumas-deactivated20230115:

How do you heat water to brew your tea?

  1. I wait for the fire to burn down and then nestle an earthenware pot snugly among the coals
  2. I bury a sealed vessel shallowly beneath the desert sands and wait for the scorching heat of the day to bring it to a boil
  3. I use an enormous magnifying glass to concentrate the rays of the sun upon my water, taking care not to ignite my kitchen counter
  4. Lightning rod on tea kettle
  5. I cut open the carcass of a great wyrm and place my vessel within the folds of its scorching flesh
  6. I sing a song so sad—so exquisitely tragic—that the very atoms of the universe tremble with sorrow so violently that they raise the temperature of the water with the intensity of their mournful vibrations
  7. I hug the tea kettle and heat it with the warmth of my loving tender heart :)
  8. I rub my legs together so that the rough stubble of my shins creates sufficient friction
  9. Microwave
  10. some other method

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every time i hear abt some other absolutely absurd bird site drama i become more convinced elon musk isn’t a real person. i dont use twitter and i dont have object permanence so i cant be proven wrong

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sashaforthewin:

guooey:

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Wow, my quality of life just skyrocketed looking at those well organized quails

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